A Few Things that Bug Me

First off I know it has been way to long since a post on here. To my loyal readers (I think we are somewhere in the 40-50 range at this point based on messages I have received) I apologize. Marcia went home for Easter Weekend and didn't get back into Northern Cal until 3:45 am on Monday morning and had to get up for work at 6am so she didn't feel like anything she would write would be enjoyable for you all to read.

I on the other hand have been taking care of a take home final and haven't really had any time to write anything other then my damn paper so I apologize for my absence. There is really no excuse though, I should have found some time to write at least something. This will not happen again. I know many of you look here for something to read while slugging away at your job and I have let you down.

So here is just a few things that have been bugging me. This isn't a What Really Grinds My Gears because that is Jared's thing and these don't bug me that much but just are a little annoying.

1. White people that add "izzle" to basic words. This phase ended a long time people and you don't look cool doing it or are funny while doing it. Please stop. For the love of God, I am pleading with you. The next little white girl that says "Fo Shizzle" is going to get my size 15 off the side of their head.
   
2. People who serve to avoid a speed bump but still run it over with two wheels. Don't give me this I am trying to save my car bullshit. That is crap and you know it. You are still hitting the bump with two wheels and when you come back the other way you are going to hit it with the other two wheels. Just sack up and don't swerve onto oncoming traffic to avoid hitting the speed bump with two wheels. The chance of a head on collision is much better then wearing down your tires.
   
3. WWTDD.com. This website is one of the two celebrity gossip sites I check everyday along with www.perezhilton.com. The other day this site said that the show Entourage was unbearable and borderline unwatchable. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?! It is one of the best shows on TV today. I am boycotting you Mr. What Would Tyler Durden Do. All of my celebrity gossip will now have to come from PerezHilton.
4. People who when you bring up baseball to them they immediately tell you about their fantasy baseball team. I just want to talk to you about baseball in general. Don't tell me that you are pissed because you have Grady Sizemore and he hasn't been able to play because of the snow in Cleveland. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FANTASY BASEBALL TEAM. There that is covered. We can all move on now.

That is it for now. Just a few things that bug me. I can live with it but let me tell you, if these keep up I am going to snap. By Friday there will either be a Marcia Column or a column by me about Adam "PacMan" Jones and Chris Henry. Stay Tuned.