Monday, June 18, 2007

The Hodgepodge 6-18-07

The Hodge Podge 6-18-07

· So Wendy’s has decided to put out a triple cheeseburger for $1.99. This might happen to be the best and worst thing that has ever happened to me. A TRIPLE MOTHERFUCKIN CHEESEBURGER!!!! I haven’t been this excited since the McDonald’s bag of cheeseburgers deal back when I was in middle school. However, I can see myself buying two of these f’n things for $4 and gain 25 pounds and require a minimum of quadruple bypass in the next four years.

· My past two trips to the Supermarket have been absolutely ridiculous. Trip one I pick up a bunch of stuff and went to checkout where my ATM card was declined for insufficient funds. Apparently if you put a check in an ATM on Friday night after the bank has closed you don’t get to access to that money until Monday morning. Well that didn’t help me. I had to call Momma Kaz for a credit card number and they punched it to the register and I could go on my way. The next trip I forgot to bring my ATM card, which I didn’t realize until I came to checkout again. Just awful awful experiences.

· The new Axe commercials with the “Boom Chicka Wahwah” might be my favorite commercials to come out this summer. The girl shaking her ass in the supermarket like Beyonce is just classic. The other one where a guy's girlfriend rips his father's clothes off is also hysterical.

· I hate interleague play in MLB. It makes no sense to have teams in the same division play different teams. Also in general the AL teams just beat the hell out of NL teams. It is stupid. Also it puts the AL teams at a severe disadvantage. In tonight’s game the Red Sox played the Braves but were without the services of Big Papi, their best player, because the game was held in Atlanta. If Atlanta was to play in Boston they would get to add an extra bat to the lineup and there would be no complaints. Fuck interleague play. Its ridiculous.

· If the band, Tainted Love ever comes anywhere near where you live you must go see them. Watching them perform on Friday night up in Redwood City was the highlight of the last couple of years. That’s right, I said years. For those of you not in the know, Tainted Love is an 80’s cover band that can literally play anything from the 80’s. They played an 3 hour set and it was amazing. A group of about 14 of us got hammered took the train to the show. They started off with Eye of the Tiger by Survivor then hit all the major classics including Journey, Eddie Money, The Outfield, Billy Idol, Pat Bennatar, etc. Honestly the most fun I have had in years.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

glad to see you put down the fork and found your keyboard again...thank goodness for random searches of bookmarked websites...how is summer going guy